I think he’s a lot more handsome than Biebs (and will likely age better).

He’s certainly no Juggie, that’s for sure.

Me reading your comment:

Im siding with the verbose cheater because social media pity-fishing is so obnoxious.

Haha true!

Though it night be a bit much to live with him.

I don’t know why. He’s just so charismatic. And good at what he does.”

I happened upon a husky mix 5 years ago and after several weeks of searching for her home with no luck, decided to keep her. She is the sweetest dog but Jesus is she hard work. They’re escape artists and runners and will not stop. After an entire year of obedience school and a real-time GPS collar, we’re a lot…

Fucking nerds, I swear.

Orson Welles and Jeanne Moreau, 1965

You know who have plenty of food but hasn’t been mentioned at all?

A happy healthy Chiflado keeps me happy. 

It’s so stupid but every time I see the ham in the wine I cry with laughter.

Doing something different tonight for the mental health/self care thread in light of certain events today:

Schweiger, his last name is Schweiger. And he was arrested as a teenager for trying to rob a Smoothie King.

Hey @ChloeGMoretz - let’s set up a date. The crush is mutual.

I just use the Cooter line from Walmart. I think their liner in RimJob is almost an exact dupe for Mars Van Vooter’s Liquid Canvass.

I thought about reinventing myself and then spending the entire rest of my life acting out the charade I have always wanted to become. Then I remembered I’m tired and just didn’t have it in me. So, I took a nap instead.

I hold Drew Barrymore personally responsible for the current state of my eyebrows, as do many Gen Xers. The fact that her eyebrows grew back does not endear her to me.

Kimsaprincess, Inc. sounds like an AOL email address that someone picked out as a kid and/or like one of those businesses that gets started by a very entrepreneurial 11-year-old and then gets picked up by Whole Foods.