sam78s
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sam78s

I just found out I’m pregnant. My husband is out of town camping with the kids. I’m freaked out. Like happy, but I’m four years post repeat loss and never thought I’d be doing this again. Aaaaah!

I haven’t been able to bring myself to read anything else of his since I finished 11/22/63. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

I couldn’t get past the sewer orgy.

That was peak John Heard.

I’m more shocked that he was 72 than the fact that he’s dead. I was in love with him right along with CC Bloom and Hillary Whitney.

Lol fuck off. People letting their cats roam free have decimated indigenous bird populations in places like New Zealand.

My neighbors felt like that. Their cat got eaten by a coyote.

I both disagree (it is incredibly unsafe and damaging to the environment) and do not see how that is related to the article.

LOL

It’s actually much safer for both the cats and the local wildlife if cats are kept inside, and cats can live perfectly healthy and much longer lives if they are kept inside. Not only is the risk of a cat being injured or killed very high if they are outside (I see a dead cat that’s been run over almost weekly in my

Hey bros, look at all this weed I bought from this super cool upperclassman I know! He told me “Oregano” was this awesome new strain of dope. I can’t wait to try it! Let’s wait till our parents leave and go carve an apple we can smoke it out of.

You were just born too late. If you had been in high school in the late 80s, all you would have needed was a can of aqua net and you would have had the best hair in school.

I know, right! He may qualify as a top-5 all time reprehensible but still AWESOMELY ENTERTAINING villain. (Also in that group is David Tennant as Kilgrave.) Because I am a nerd, I have developed a villain classification system:

And I am here for adult Roger, too!

Justine was a dear friend who was horrified about police violence and committed to making the world better in every way. She had just picked out her wedding dress last week and was so excited to show me. She was texting me trying to get me to go to “dance church” with her on sunday morning, but instead I went to a

77's just, like, spooning sex. Definitely not me or my partner’s favorite position by any stretch, but it does offer AMAZING opportunities to whisper sweet nothings into her ear.

Oh man. I sort of want to see this, but I’m literally a few weeks off from being kicked out of treatment myself and this will probably be too trigger for me right now. I had been in inpatient for 5 weeks, stepped down to a day program for a few weeks, and then they wanted to move me back up and I refused. Now I’m just

BUT SHE HAS 2 BABY JESUSES!