I don’t know much (anything) about tattoos but getting my brows waxed and a tattoo probably shouldn’t cost the same.

ARE YOU JON SNOW BECAUSE YOU KNOW NOTHING

I keep getting it confused with Frye, the boot company.

I know its supposed to be pronounced “fire”, but i keep reading it as “fry”. Then i get confused/hopeful that this was a french fry festival and wonder how they would fuck that up.

If they didn’t have sex until they were married, why is she wearing what appears to be a maternity wedding dress?

she is my hair heroine.

I was gonna say, I’ve been drungry enough to eat that since the paper was under it. The question is, where exactly is the missing slice from that pizza? In her purse?

i see what you’re saying but why should people with money get to be more irresponsible?

It’s not like they were there and everyone had cholera, or there were zombies, or cholera zombies.  

From the New Yorker, this week.

My stepdaughter just had prom- I was mostly surprised by how all of the girls wore super short tight dresses- not what I would imagine to be prom like. She goes to a catholic school and they had no issues or requirements so I guess it greatly varies by area. All the girls also wore belly baring dresses to homecoming…

Right? I’m so jealous of his child bride. I’ll just have to keep re-watching his guest spot on Kimmy Schmidt.

Me too. Yum.

I am here for this.

Still, [Kylie] says, “It’s really hard to support a relationship that’s really unhealthy...”

That’s my perfect match (super wealthy and super workaholic)! Oodles of money from him, plus I the introvert get lots of alone time. Also, he’s probably really smart, so the time with him would be interesting. Im on board if he frees up.

I have a hard time trusting him after what he did to Springfield...

Richard Simmons is the sweetest guy. My mother is the author of a bunch of beach-read/comedy crime books. They sell well and she has great fan base but she never thought that a celebrity was reading them.

What I thought was just stress and exhaustion from my significant other having surgery and me sleeping in a hospital for 8 days...

I eloped yesterday! It was small and quick as hell and awesome.