I thought Jillian Harris was that trainer from the Biggest Loser. So I was a little lost in the beginning (middle and end).

JDM gives me all the hot feels! 10/10 would.

Absolutely with you on all points here. Plus Gerard Butler who I love no matter how many terrible movie decisions he makes.

I have an embarrassing fucking soft spot for that damn movie. Gets me every time. Cry like a baby. Plus Jeffrey Dean Morgan with a bare ass and an Irish accent. Sold.

Man fuck Ed Sheeran, goofy little troll. There is already a delightful song called Galway Girl. It’s TAKEN.

Cons = creepy, may have had the president murdered

I remember it as Jesus coming to life.

This is not Harry. This is an impostor. Notice the lack of sexual magnetism. This is just a good-looking young man.

Niall head.

Is it the dimple?

We have an anonymous support group that meets every week on Tuesdays.

Seriously, love that guy, go back and catch his cameos in Say Anything and Singles, just fantastic to see him waaaay back then being the exact same zany person.

You mean like THIS LIL BOSS BABY:

Ming-Na is an ageless goddess and I love her on Agents of SHIELD. 

Frankly I’m incredibly flattered. Obviously Brad Pitt has read my divorce blog from about 6 years ago where I prescribed literally the exact same thing. Bon Iver had just released the self titled album, and it dovetailed perfectly with smoking weed and feeling sorry for myself (this was before vaping was en vogue,…

Well, when my sister’s marriage was circling the drain and she and her husband were still in deep denial, they decided to have another baby. One nasty divorce later and she’s wishing they weren’t quite so “bonded.” So... there are things more permanent than a tattoo, just sayin.

Where the fuck is Melania anyways, is she hiding w/ Shelly Miscavige?

Everyday, but I’m currently working at IBM in 1952.

That’s what you think...

As the mother of a toddler I can confirm, there is only one thing worse than being tipsy and responsible for a small child - being hung over and responsible for a small child. I’m serious. It’s hell.