You just reminded me of a gal who posted that nonsense meme/story about the husband who was drifting away from his wife & wants a divorce but she asks him to carry her over the threshold every day and then he realizes that he still loves her and then she dies because she of course has cancer.

I’ll do the day, Lord give me the money for a night nurse. Every two hours is brutal right now.

My niece did this. She decided it was “time” to move forward with the relationship. She went out with a friend and picked out her own engagement ring which she put a deposit down to hold. She came home and told the boyfriend about it including how much he needed to pay her back for the deposit fee. All he had to do…

My nephew’s circumcision went very, very badly and now I understand what President-elect Trump has been dealing with all his life. It’s nice when we can relate to our celebrities through our personal experiences.

That’s nothing. I got a nasty splinter at my aunt and uncle’s cabin in Colorado years ago. Since then I’ve had a plan for peace in the Middle East that i’ve tried to get heard but no one will take seriously. I even slept at a Holiday Inn Express to make it sound more credible.

My inner Marlene is Prussian, but has been in Hollywood, so a soft “J”, rather than yunky. Kind of a “shjunkee”.

I would, depending on the person and requirements. Don’t come at me with a book full of Urban dictionary nonsense you found.

I remember when they had us fill out a questionnaire in high school for some study...nobody took it seriously, and it turned out %75 of our students were drunk, pregnant crack addicts.

I’ve used this forever and my now-approaching-middle-age skin still benefits from a weekly scrub. Did they apply it with Scotch Brite or something?

I used to grind nuts in my face all the time, but then I quit meth and truck stops.

About 20 years back in one of my first jobs, one of the saleswomen had a similar engagement story; he sent her on a spa day and when she asked for her coat, the spa girl brought her a fur (apparently they argued for a few minutes before saleswoman accepted that something was going on and not just that the spa girl was…

I dunno the one in the Westworld lab was pretty good.

Full time reseller, here. PayPal automatically reports your income and issues a tax form once you make 20,000 in one year. I’m betting that’s how she got caught!

I only wanna see one when it’s ready to work and has been specifically requested to report for duty.

Was going to say, flaccid gentleman sausages are not really photogenic to begin with.

I bought a Dior saddlebag with such excitement. It arrived from Hong Kong, where I thought Dior must be from. How exotic! The handle came off three weeks later.

What I think of when I think of “white people” and “culture.”

In the height of SATC fashion time, I was 16, I bought two Dior saddle bags on eBay. I was CERTAIN they were real.

And also the name of a mid-level Empire functionary in the next Star Wars film.

FWIW I think it looked really good.