We’ve lost everything!

In Ugly Betty, Vanessa Williams showed could do more than just gentle and ethereal.

Back when we both lived in Asheville, I shared a gyno with Ms. MacDowell and for TWO YEARS IN A ROW I had the appointment right after her. It’s the closest I’ll ever come to having sex with a celebrity.

But did you let Gil drive you home?

I walked the ridgepole of Mr. Barry’s kitchen roof.

Greta Scacchi doesn’t strike me as a woman who would like her daughter dating the likes of Sean Penn either.

Just stopping by to leave my obligatory “I went to college with Tituss and kind of knew him” comment. (You’re awesome Tituss. I’m delighted for you and your well deserved success.)

James Franco hands down.

I have several old cookbooks, and it’s amazing to me how the concept of nutrition has changed. I’m not saying they had food all figured he thirties or fifties (they did not), but they had this concept of “wholesome” food and seeing food as energy. There’s this one cookbook I have with candy making recipes, and it…

I mean, dairy is a #1 cause of acne (assuming you’ve tried the normal face washing, pillow case changing, hair off face routine). I had horrible cystic acne and going dairy (and gluten) free completely got rid of it. Night and day. This gets ignored because most white people are lactose tolerant, but the rest of us…

Daaaamn, check out the limbal rings on Paul Newman.

This just proves how important it is for young girls to have access to toys, media, and stories where they can see themselves represented. The little sister’s excitement was very cute, too. <keyboard is drenched while I’m writing this>

I don’t like monograms because I don’t have a middle name and it makes me feel less.

Challenge accepted:

AND does it without paparazzi being able to get upskirt photos.

who the fuck cares? it was her jewelry, she owned it, and she is entitled to wear it wherever the fuck she pleases. it is not a reason that she should be robbed and menaced and caused to be in fear for her life.

Rant: I never thought I would say this considering its Kim K, but I don’t think this was faked for “attention whoring”. Say what you will about her but my gut tells me this isn’t the kind of shit she’d lie about fur attention. Robberies DO happen, and when you consider someone of her wealth this is a reality that has…

Short pants with knee socks is a fucking adorable outfit for a little boy, and I will fight anyone who disagrees.

yas