It’s from the HBO mockumentary Andy Samberg did with Kit Harrington, Seven Days in Hell. It’s a riot.

Sorry, can’t see the word without thinking of this now.

Now we’re talkin’! (Very quick with the PhotoShoppe; you’re hired.)

Yep, I think so.

This costume is inspiring me to go big for Halloween. I think that’s when I’ll admit to folks who don’t see me regularly that I’m now a “stuffed rust pizza,” as it were.

Oh, yes. Even to avoid the appearance of impropriety. (Update: Nope.)

Streganona Jones

i would gladly offer up as much of my time as emily requires, and i can assure you i’ll speak not a whit of fitness.

I hate agreeing with Lena Dunham.

Go on.

Whatever you call her, you can’t call her stupid. Get that money, honey.

I wonder if anyone has ever told these guys that the reason for all the bad energy surrounding them has to do with the fact that they are head opposites. For those of you not versed in phrenology, cranial polarity is when someone’s head shape is the inverse of their nemesis head shape.

Message to my bald dads post-feud:

I see people recommending MAC’s Russian Red and Ruby Woo, but no one mentioning Lady Danger. It’s my favorite bright red for warm undertones.

I see people recommending MAC’s Russian Red and Ruby Woo, but no one mentioning Lady Danger. It’s my favorite bright…

And then a few years later, there was the other ‘Crash’ that won a bunch of awards. I’m sure there were a few people who accidentally saw one vs. the other and thought “where’s Sandra Bullock in this one???”

I’ma let you finish, but... I thought that was already called being Kanye’d.

Haha, also just realized that this thread is probably the worst nightmare of Gawker commenters looking to resettle here.

I’d forgotten Corey Haim was dead. I’ll have to raise a glass to my first imaginary boyfriend tonight.