Do tell. No really, DO TELL.

Now I want Kim and Kanye to give $1,000,001 to Louisiana flood relief.

Looks like...McKinnon? SNL?

Cat’s reaction to turn of events:

If I ever hire a party planner, I may specify “Ole Miss degree a plus.”

Wait is it Bottom Gun or Bot Tom Gun, which I assume is a lovely story about Tim Gunn’s robotic imaginary friend from childhood.

I’m a little surprised to be feeling so much “Nope” over this.

She is a queen, with a great (sometimes even self-deprecating) sense of humour!

He’s a half-Japanese, half-Portugese dreamboat:

totally read the headline as “the playboy mansion now officially belongs to twink” and honestly, thought that made more sense

i would read a whole thread full of that. please tell me that you have a tumblr.

Hah, my pleasure! I have some odd fascination with celebrity plastic surgery before/after pics, so I’m glad I could finally put this unusual and unnecessary knowledge use!

I have no dogs in the fight. If she wants bigger boobs and bought some, cool. If she ate fifty pieces of pizza, cool. But them boobies look different.

This Twiddles bullshit is all to take the heat off Taylor’s boob job.

To quote you to you, “Metallic IS a neutral, Poppet. GET THEM.”

It’s true. I would also bang Mr. Pamuk to death.

Slightly related but not really, I saw Raven yesterday at Montreal Pride Parade. The crowd cheered for her some until Justin Trudeau came along and the everyone collectively went mad. Justin>Raven.

Cute, but he stole her thunder. I don’t know if I’d have been okay with him stealing my shine with a proposal. But she loves him I guess.