i went as her character from The Craft to life for a whole year.

I have no where else to interject this but here, so forgive me. I went out to get a popsicle and something to drink from the gym. There is a bowl of stuff that is supposed to go to the compost heap but no one has taken it yet sitting on the far end of the porch. Something is rooting about in this bowl of stuff. I get…

Update: lady sees wolf, runs and gets lost for 12 hours. Hears a bear growl, runs again, finds her car, makes up excitingly implausible story.

There’s gotta be a dark corner of the internet reserved for political fanfiction.

Charlotte and Aidan? Idk about you guys but Chelsea Clinton being a huge Sex and the City fan is really funny to me.

wait just a damn minute! Are you saying that you’re skeptical that a person out picking mushrooms evaded a hungry wolf for 12 hours finally using a bear to defeat it? What are your problems with this story? That the wolf seemed to have a pretty long agenda? That a competent woodsperson who could suss out a mama bear’s…

She’s also so Canadian:

I’m okay being Spooky Mulder in this scenario tbh.

Jezebel: I want to believe

I often think about what I would do in these type of situations and tricking a wolf into getting attacked by a bear is not something I would think to do.

This woman is so badass.

12 daughters and no sons? Are the boys being left out in the forest as a sacrifice or what?

So... crazy hillbillies? Religious cult? What the fuck is going on here?

That video was perfection.

Are you kidding? Mel C’s the one with the pipes in the group!

Also the chick in the “November Rain” video in that weird wedding dress.

Someone responded to my comment with a detailed description of these shoes. Apparently they have excellent rubber soles that make them ideal for walking on rocks. So basically what I’m saying is that Tom Hiddleston comments on Jezebel.

Mayo and mustard are equally disgusting.