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“Kid,” wrote one. “Your [sic] not a doctor...sorry to tell you, but not everything you hear on the Internet is true.”

I didn’t see this right away and I called Dr. Hern’s office to ask how I could donate money directly to the practice. I had a fifteen-minute conversation with Dr. Hern himself. In addition to being a hero, he is a very humble and cool guy.

If it makes you feel better, I would 100% read your memoir/novel.

Oh fuck me. This is the very particular brand of lower middle class white trash Ohio seems to grow like it’s the only thing our soil supports. From the hard slick back ponytails to the Midwestern mommy facebook outrager version of the “I want to talk to the manager, never mind lets beat some ass” haircut, Sams club

I do have a type, but I’m not able to actually get my type to date me, so yes, all my exes look different.

🎶THE TUUUG BOAT, SOON WILL BE MAKING ANOTHER COME!

i can’t even find any snark or cynicism here. this is just a decent, human thing to do. good for him and behati.

Me watching Lin-Manuel:

I liked that performance enough that I might need to procure the soundtrack pronto.

That was my very first taste of Hamilton (I know, I know).

You know, if the Founding Fathers had thought out the consequences of the Second Amendment, then Alexander Hamilton might still be alive today.

“Pigs ain’t fussy!” To quote an old man in my town who raised pigs.

I don’t know what it is. He still looks like a Miami Loan Shark to me, but shit, if he arrived to my front porch dressed like Don Johnson, it would be on!

Raising from dead, is Jebus a Jon Snow?

I Still Know What Jesus Did Last Summer

Alec proudly showed this pic on air today.

i have a feeling all the people who know him as ‘sweet and gentle’ know sober johnny depp. like i can believe he was never violent with vanessa and when not drinking and drugging he is a good person. but he spent his whole relationship with amber fucked up and was probably a completely different and terrible person

Look at that freakin’ arm holding that adorable puppy *swoon*

I love Manuelito as much as any reasonable person does but Daveed OH DAVEED DIGGS is the cat’s meow. Or the pooch’s growl. Someone give this man a TV show/movie franchise/National Medal of Honor already!