I didn’t understand “delete your account.” I thought it was more serious than it apparently is.

Do you remember the time you wrote:

He also is working to make it so that inner city kids can see his show through their school for $10

So what you’re saying is you are not throwing away...your....shot

I’m going to save my money and wait until NBC does “Hamilton - Live” with Allison Williams in the Role of Alexander Hamilton

really really really wanna chicken tik a tik ahhhhh

Madonna remains thirstier than a marathoner in 100-degree weather.

Looking at the sausage in the cover model’s pants, I’d say he intends to banger.

I like that you are in your own phone as Bobby and not Robert or whatever. I text myself little reminders from time to time and they always show up with my full legal name and then I feel like my phone is not mad at me it’s just disappointed.

Damn, there was a blind item about this and I was really hoping it was going to be about Kesha....

Seriously. This is an affront. Harry is a magical being. This guy is cute, and reminds me more of a young Leo, but he is not magical. Plus, everyone knows that Liam is the one wearing hats like this now.

Honestly, I’m just happy it mostly fits her.

this was delightful and anyone that disagrees is grossly wrong and should never speak to me again

I don’t know! I wasn’t even following her... I am now because I don’t want to be rude.

omg......

Doesn’t that make him Sir Gaga?

Nope, sorry. He can keep... doing whatever it is he’s doing...

I thought it was when you become a mom.