sam78s
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sam78s

I just finished the book over the weekend. I totally understood where he was coming from and I think it’s likely many disabled people (as a result of an accident) do feel like life may not be worth living if it can’t be lived the way it was before. Why is it not okay for those people to be represented?

Or maybe the blonde is actually one of the adopted children and that’s fatherly hug.

I hate to break it to you, but this mess is really all your daddy’s fault.

Pfft, amateurs:

I remember in middle school I made a shit ton of paper ninja stars. I walked home everyday and still had my stars. You guessed it, I flung them at passing cars. I flung one at a black SUV and I hear a loud screeching. I look back and see the SUV do a u-turn and speed up. I fucking booked it. Of course the SUV caught

Parent of a 7 y/o boy here. Still snickered at this.

I think I would kill someone if that dog asked me to?

Is this the place where I instruct Jesse Williams to call me

Also, if you want to see some bae hotness, check out Zach and Miri Make a Porno. He may have been flunking on his homophobia stuff at around that time, but he was killing it in his respect for women and class and sexuality stuff. Such a tender and silly movie! Also, he managed to make Elizabeth Banks seem like an

Jesse Williams’ Brothers. You’re Welcome.

His breast tissue has more rhythm than my whole body.

I feel emptier than Jennifer Aniston’s womb.

I want those so bad. I’ve been looking for them everywhere. Apparently every other basic bitch knows where to get them.

Carol Channing, at 95, is rocking her look. The lipstick, the sunglasses and that belt...

All I can think of whenever I see these rough and tumble men is how BAD they must smell, so you are not alone.

As much as I loved the dresses in Paris, I have never been more thrilled to see some chunky knitwear.

I’m sure they’re already angrily typing away at how if it was their child, they would NEVER EVER take their eyes off him for even one second, so my point is moot. But also, fuck those guys even more.

I didn’t find this episode to be as engaging as the Paris ones, personally, but I’m glad the theme song is back to normal! I had to skip it during the French eps because it didn’t sound right without the drums in the background toward the end.