I’m trying to get my 4yo daughter to join the dark side.

That movie made me cry buckets because I know my husband would never be as sweet and thoughtful if he was dying.

I fucking loved those books! Now I want to reread them. I hope my daughter enjoys reading as much as I do, I have so many novels I want to share with her.

That’s the real question.

Wingdings

I went to a Pink concert when I was 4 days overdue with my #3. We were both pretty uncomfortable, and I’m sure the people next to me were pissed when I had to get up every 30 minutes to use the toilet. She was amazing though, and my son punished me by waiting another 5 days to be born.

I used to buy pet food from a reptile shop. He also sold sea sponges for hermit crabs. The owner said that the girls from the brothel upstairs would buy them to work through their periods.

I want the Simpsons house but I’m scared my children will want to play with it and lose Marge or something.

Orange is the new black... 😂😂😂😂

That is fucking horrifying.

We had bought a house and a dog by that point, so it was pretty much a done deal. I don’t know why we bothered, we’re very low key and got married at the registry office. I really just wanted some pretty sparkles.

I put my engagement ring on lay-by and then told my then boyfriend. Married 13 years in 2017.

I thought SHE was the gay one and he was her beard.

For our pants enjoyment...

That boxer guy gave me funny pants feelings.

I thought that HAD to be a Modcloth pun name, but the link tells me it’s actually Reese endorsed. The Modcloth version would be a quarter of the price though. They’d both still be polyester.

My nan is 98 and has a couple of beers everyday. It’s her life blood. She also gave up smoking, cold turkey, at 90, because she’s awesome.

I did want her to have Jamie’s blue eyes though.

She Kissed Me by Terrance Trent D’Arby.

My 7yo has a sacral dimple and I know he’ll get a pilonidal cyst because I hear about my father in law’s all the goddamn time.