Stink bombs! I get perverse pleasure in pushing them out of my tonsils.

I pretend my grey pubes are just my (pretend) Scandinavian DNA coming through. It makes my flu flu feel quite exotic.

She and Carey Hart are our celebrity couple dream friends. We can go and ride dirt bikes, our 4yo daughters can play together and then we can have a BBQ or something.

Franco, all day, everyday.

Oh my. I wasn’t expecting that body when I did an image search.

I was at least 18.

I’m Australian. I feel like I should have known this.

I watched Coyote Ugly twice at the theatres. I’m not sure why. It may have had something to do with Adam Garcia? What happened to him?

TAKE MY MONEY!!!

We have “bathroom” sex, which is just a quickie in there because the door locks. My children would be horrified if they knew what we got up to while they were home.

I need Rashida’s shoes.

Omigod I want to OPEN a lice place. I fucking love nit picking. LOVE. IT.

I have three sons. I just realised one of them will have to be the Luke (?) Hemsworth.

I freaking love head lice! My children (all four of them) get them very infrequently, the eldest is 10 and hasn’t had them for at least four years, but I love picking them out. I do conditioner and metal nit comb, then I individually pick all the eggs out. Full sun is a must to see everything

This is Mira Sorvino, right?

These are one of the few pairs of shoes I’ve actually worn out and had to replace. It was cheaper to replace them than resole them, which is annoying.

We just streamed the first episode and it was great.

I’m pretty sure you’ve just described my husband’s ideal show. Only with a sprinkling of boobs.

I LOVE Strictly Ballroom. We actually studied the play in high school.

I would too. He's dreamy.