We are a very fucking fickle nation. We didn’t deserve the Obama’s. The cynical part of me thinks we actually deserve the 2 week old pumpkin spice latte as an overlord, just because there wasn’t enough of us that could simply rally around human decency.

I can’t watch this bc I’m still denying the reality that we’re going from this intelligent, thoughtful, compassionate, and inspiring role model to a screaming orange racist dinglefart. It’s like if mom divorced our nice, kind, lovely dad and took up with...Donald Trump.

Clearly the most divisive President in history. An absolute embarrassment to the country. I’m so glad we have finally found a way out of this Obama nightmare of the past eight years.

I feel so bad for Barack. 8 years of this shit and he thought he’d probably get to take a vacation. Spend some time with the fam and then ease back into some interesting work. Instead he going to have to stick around do what he can and keep being POTUS for the rest of us. I wouldn’t blame him one bit if he moved to…

“OK people, step one is get that statue of Jay Z out of here. He said a lot of nasty things about me.”

nah

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

ashley my eyes why god

Making it easier to import un’merican vehicles? Yeah, that’s not gonna happen.

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. I thought Brexit was Bad.....but turns it out it was just the warm up act. I look forward to seeing George A Romero’s vision coming true. The Zombie Apocolypse can’t come quickly enough.

To CNN for hiring those fucktit douchebag racist fuckfaces to defend Trump:

I’ll offer this ray of hope. Probably won’t get out of the greys, but it’s worth saying.

To the 55M who thought Trump was a good idea...

8 years ago I would’ve said we are making real progress

Also, why do these people, WHO DON’T KNOW ME, care so goddamn much about my occasional pizza selection. Let a bitch live, damn.

Do not spend a second of your life worrying about me.

Jesus this is depressing

I was at Penn at the same time as Melker. Donnie was indeed a sad sack of a human being who peed everywhere and assaulted everyone. He belonged to the most rape-y of rape-y fraternities and comfortably communicated with his asshat brothers in the misogynist language of his father and...he just sucked. He really did…

Donald Trump slapped his second-most slappable son, who was wearing a Yankees shirt at the time?

To be fair, it was a different era. In 1998, urinating in other people’s beds wasn’t as big of a deal as it is today.