Just lie about having kids so you can use them as an excuse to get extra time off.

It’s waaaay too boring for me to simply eat the same thing every day. I’ve tried it and I find myself thinking about going out to eat all the time instead of being financially responsible and eating what I brought into work for myself.

Nah, fuck em.

Yeah, but this website has totally recommended toilet paper roll hacks in the past.

I think this goes beyond not being the kind, loving, happy person she plays on tv everyday though. It’s not simply Ellen not wanting to be everyone’s friend, it’s more about how she treated their pay, their bonuses, what was considered bonuses for some while others got things like $5 gift cards as a way of saying,…

I’ve been tipping for takeout since the pandemic hit. Table service became a thing of the past for me.

Yes, but as long as the rules remain unwritten no one is actually bumping up the expected percentages. The only thing that can be done is bumping up the cost of the food. 

Who even does that bumping? These are unwritten rules.

My personal rule is 20% for standard (aka adequate) service. Any job where you are expected to be on your feet all the time is really hard on a person’s body and usually these are the type of jobs that don’t make anywhere near enough money to justify the harm you are doing to yourself over time. You get you’re 20%…

You guys really don’t believe that people doing this sort of thing was the point? Memes are a powerful way of getting people to see and talk about whatever is being made into a meme.

lol nice!

Indian people know their shit when it comes to vegetarian dishes. The things they do with potatoes and chick peas is frankly unparalleled by the rest of the world.

The thing is I would definitely try most of these should someone make them for me, but quite a few of them don’t sound very good, even if they sound interesting. And if they don’t sound like something I would enjoy, I probably won’t spend the time it takes (or waste the ingredients for that matter) to actually cook…

I really can’t see this ever being necessary from a practical standpoint. Muggers and thieves aren’t going to try and finesse shit out of my backpack covertly, they’re going to try to scare me into handing over whatever they want by threatening me with some sort of weapon.

I really can’t see this ever being necessary from a practical standpoint. Muggers and thieves aren’t going to try…

So no more fiesta potato bowl!? Fuck!

Given the responses to this article, I guess it's fair to say that not all black lives matter to liberals. 

The fed literally has the ability to print more money. Hopefully the next generation is less fucking selfish than the ones who are picking political representatives than the ones we currently are picking now.

Just ask them where they want to donate their check and provide them the link so they can see their options. Be sure to be persistent about asking where they donated their money.

So where did you donate your $1200-2400?

For me, if I do not keep a usb stick constantly plugged into my computer, or on my keychain I am absolutely going to lose it.