“Remember that public comments on this topic may be their first and only impression of you.”

I LOVE SINKO D MAYO. I HAD DEPORT ANCHOR BABY AND ILLEGAL MOTHER. SAD. MAGA. ~ Real D. Trump

Great. Trump is gonna see some sad looking Honduran kids and start bombing the country.

“Despite that, the Trump admin is planning to put them on a plane TODAY. A plane ride that can very likely lead to their death.”

Ben Carson’s favorite Ronald Reagan quote is “I’m from the government and I’m here to make sure you’re as miserable as possible.”

They deserve your support only if they adhere to the very highest professional standards -

Fuck Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

I am pretty sure that guy standing next to her has killed someone. He creeps me way the fuck out.

WRONG! FAKE NEWS! SAD!

The running list of things black people can get arrested for:

You can have my hot glue gun when you pry it from my hand with some kind of solvent.

You need more stars for this.

Take that, you bible-humping morons.

It is pretty Minnesota though…

I want to see Alabama as one of the top 10 places for education

A lot of people, I’m sure, tried to take that power away, whether it was his uncle or anybody else. And he was able to do it. So obviously, he’s a pretty smart cookie.

What if you’re gay, but super out of practice? Like, you still think Wham! was hetero and have no idea what Grindr is?