That sounds exactly like something my Southern Republican relatives would say.

They are fuming right now.

I recuse myself from Kentucky lesbian adoption cases unless they are hot.

I can answer this. You see when you’re an immigrant what you know of America is the shit you see in movies. That American dream shit Hollywood loves to peddle. Then you come here and realize they never meant that shit fro you.

To be fair, many immigrants and refugees, while facing bigotry and ignorance, do get their shot at the “American Dream” and do provide a better life for both their families as well as future generations.

He is on a one man crusade to make our society more science-literate and I love it.

Snakes.

Pirates.

As soon as somebody says “toxins” I stop listening. Thank you for making me aware that Neil deGrasse Tyson supports me in my dismissiveness of fools.

I’ve been thinking about this very issue, whether to start wearing a kippah in public. Thus far I’ve decided against it, because I sort of feel like doing so would be kind of disingenuous. I’m an atheist, but I also connect strongly to my Jewish heritage. I mean, I’m wrestling with this, which is what we Jews do -…

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Well to be fair their NHS is so fucked many hop over to England to get treatment anyway.

I understand the sarcasm but inert gas has been suggested in the past as a more humane method. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inert_gas_asphyxiation#Capital_punishment

setting off a chain reaction of compensation and self-loathing that would eventually lead to the bombing of Wales.

They’re doing great! Bill O’Reilly got millions upon millions from Fox and will keep on being a rich asshole with a public audience in some other forum, Jesse Waters has been bootlicking his way into power for years, Tucker Carlson is a resurgent bowtied fuckface, Sean Hannity is personal friends with the President…

This is the real reason the men of Fox News are in panic mode and why I’m smiling this morning (her ratings are up 93%!!)

Can I work for them?

I disagree. I think allowing her to speak normalizes what she has to say and allows her to reach a broader audience.

“Fine, sir, Here’s a small coffee for $1.”