He doesn’t seem equipped to “negotiate” buying a cup of coffee.

For those not paying attention, this douchebaggery is Art of the Deal writ large. Make a broad statement demanding stuff, pull back, get a better price, later refuse to pay for shoddy stuff that then turns out to be the most beautiful ever. When he tries to bankrupt on all those T-bills owned by China, that will be…

Why is that a rule? You know what, these repressed, no-sex having racists need to stop.

“Hello, I’d like to report an immigrant that falsified work documents to become a citizen of this country via her anchor baby; she’s currently holed up in a New York skyscraper misappropriating approximately $250 million/year from US citizens.”

• Access to skilled social science professionals available to refer victims to appropriate services

Hmmmm, not very liberal minded of Mr. Chait to want to shut down the free speech of protesters.

I also enjoy the idea that one can “debate” with an Ann Coulter or a Richard Spencer.

Um, excuse me, but I need to draw your attention to “Macho Man” Randy Savage using an elbow drop to win the World Wrestling Federation Championship at Trump Plaza.

Tell me that you don’t imagine Jeff Sessions, Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham, and Richard Shelby whiling away summer afternoons, sipping iced tea while fanning themselves and listening to old “Amos n’ Andy” records.

Please clap.

Heath Mello is kinda getting thrown under the bus here. I was glad to see you point out that his positions are very similar to Tim Kaine.

He only brought up the Holocaust because the Germans booed Ivanka.

The question is do you enforce the law at the price of common decency. The bill will destroy families. The illegal immigrant is often ignored. Yet they do the jobs that no one wants, they are the porters, the short order and prep cooks, the field labor and the main reason our dollars go so far in this economy. This…

I actually have a problem with enforcing the immigration law, or more specifically, who is doing the enforcing. Anti-sanctuary city laws force local cops to enforce federal immigration law, without the resources or training that we provide to ICE.

i never understood why people think that bills like these don’t harm the entire society.

Because the idiot racists think all the ‘illegals’ have a giant scarlett letter on their face, thus making them easy to distinguish from the legals (or, the cynic in me says that they treat all Latinos as illegal, which isn’t too far-fetched).

I have a hard time thinking that even the most chic-iest of the chic social justice-lite blogger types that rattle around the internet these days wouldn’t barf in their mouth a little at that sentence, but the world surprises me every day.

When someone asked about his status as a“woke bae,” he informed everyone that white people shouldn’t call each other “woke” because it’s appropriation, and then paused.

“Vice President, Global Male Grooming” is about as far as you go when you’ve got almost all of it, but you don’t pay enough attention to details like ear and nose hair.

Capitalism really does a number on some people.