TSA won’t let him travel...

Trump’s new surgeon general pick will undoubtedly be a Philip Morris executive.

Not being a prosecutor, nor even a lawyer, nor clear as to the law (if any) in this situation, my sense senses that Chris Devins (a grifter AND a thief) should be severely punished - and I would vote for a minimum of three years in jail and 10,000 hours of community service - to be served upon his release by cleaning…

So, on the subject of FOIAs, who wants to do a FOIA on the process of getting rights to use that song?

Not so sure about the “closet” part.

Sounds like a English car club.

They’ll move to London by 2030.

Fuck you, shithead. Get a job and stop trying to leech onto others, U commie bitch!

PLEASE don’t be like the Japanese: http://www.dorkly.com/post/70381/hilariously-translated-japanese-shirts

Something something too many Asians in Silicon Valley.

It is to me. Hell, I’ll marry that guy right now

FYI to all, this is a shitty take.

‘I don’t want to come off as some douche who is just flaunting around their straight white male privilege. I know my wealth could potentially make me attractive enough for someone to finally take a chance on me, but it’s a pretty giant can of worms that I really don’t want to open unless absolutely I have to. When do…

Pffft, typically libtard. You couldn’t be more wrong that the GOP only cares about American lives if they’re rich and white.

That’s a little unfair. The GOP clearly cares about American lives too, provided you’re white and rich.

I’m enjoying the approach of the police here in the UK.

That baby has a comb-over.

That baby has more of a mustache than my husband.

Unless its a Catholic priest, apparently. They’re fair game.

Whenever I hear that someone is facing a “tribunal,” I always assume that person just did a CRAZY amount of ethnic cleansing.