You saw me bludgeoned by circumstance.

Positively steamed.

“What was the Civil War about? Why isn’t this taught in schools? We’re just supposed to accept Southern Genocide by the Liberal Gay North? It’s a coverup of epic proportions.”

nyawww snowflake got his feelings hurt

i was more talking about how literally all of American history includes the rape and murder of African Americans by the government

hey remember when we were once the land of the free and the home of the bra...oh whoops Im white and sometimes forget we’ve always been fucking terrible, sorry.

and you know whats awesome against fucking Quest Rogues? counterspell. i love counterspell now. i hate Quest Rogues.

(I only refer to it as white-people things because I don’t know what goes on at golf resorts, or what white people do on the weekend besides clean out their garages, roam Wal-Mart or go skiing.)

forever and ever and ever

well someone’s not afraid to display: flex

group Soup to Nuts sounds like something he’d be really into, though it might have a few too many members for his liking

ughhh it was so nice not having to listen to or think about Samantha Bee

as long as you dont mind 6 months of complaining about illegal Waliens

the accent would make them feel dumb all the time, setting off a chain reaction of compensation and self-loathing that would eventually lead to the bombing of Wales.

Gas chambers! Perfect! Why hasn’t anyone tried this before?

i imagine he’s insufferable day-to-day

next up: Star Wars Poker Slots Adventure

im sure once he learns what NAFTA is he’ll come around. just give it time. education is a process.

ho ho ho! it sounds like you havent been introduced to the wonders of /r/NoFap

hmmm it sounds like you havent been listening to your Body Thetan, and that’s no way to reach OT V and certainly not Cleared Theta Clear, where you control the MEST universe.