lol seriously? “Well we’re not doing the raping. Not our responsibility!”

uhhhhh, being shipped to a rape-dungeon is on the human spectrum of experience?

“Guilty! I have looked into the past and am sure she doesn’t deserve her humanity!”

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ follow the law! follow the law! the law clearly states that if enough rednecks feel youre guilty, youre guilty! off with her head! due process? ha! experience the power of my white emotions.

“Of course illegal aliens are dangerous, listen to these three anecdotes.”

Charlotte-Mecklenburg hand-to-hand combat training:

yikes now that’s a defense mechanism

“tremendous champion of supporting families.”

you cant tell from that photo but his shirt says “I fucking hate healthcare. MAGAMAGAMAGA” its a super-edgy and ironic look.

i am sooo done with Bernie Sanders. did you know Hitler was a populist? i seriously can barely tell between single-payer healthcare and holocaust centers. economic justice?! more like economically shoving women into gas chambers. i used to be his #1 fan. i used to have statues made in his likeness. i used to have him…

i have a problem with human rights violations. i have a problem with breaking up families. i have a problem with harming the economy just so sad white people can feel special. do you have a soul or a calculator? serious question.

John Oliver’s recent bit on the Trump kids is fantastic.

i never understood why people think that bills like these don’t harm immigrant communities, documented and undocumented alike.

cmonnn you cant tell me that expressing your feelings through gifs isnt fun! i believe that is 80% of the appeal of Jezebel. girls’ got good gif game.

lets reach peak Jezebel together

“You’re never really woke,” he said. “You’re always awaking.”

Here’s part of your story, it’s going to be a big (unintelligible).

its actually up my fifth hole, the conwadrum