cmonnn you cant tell me that expressing your feelings through gifs isnt fun! i believe that is 80% of the appeal of Jezebel. girls’ got good gif game.

lets reach peak Jezebel together

“You’re never really woke,” he said. “You’re always awaking.”

Here’s part of your story, it’s going to be a big (unintelligible).

its actually up my fifth hole, the conwadrum

“I rarely have full-blown all-three-holes sex with a stranger, but I have.

his new pick will be a literal pit viper

Judging by the impressive turnout around the world for the March for Science, it’s going to be really, really hard to argue against them from here on out.

theres nothing wrong with science, just make sure you follow good science. personally, i believe in Methodist Science and not some insane science sect, like Evangelical Science. those guys are effed up.

“Another Obama appointee?! These people are everywhere.”

in ‘92 he was arrested for unpaid parking tickets and in ‘13 he did four months for selling weed, so this is a third strike. to prison, forever!

im sick of people thinking that men wearing makeup is a transgender thing. some of us just like the look, thank you very much.

this is just like Romeo and Juliet

the President is exempt from copyright law; remember Obama’s Gin and Juice parties? royalty-free, baby.

ded

this is what im here for

The London Jaguars sounds like a NYC musical street gang.

It could fund the entire budget of the State Department and the Labor Department, and still have enough left over to purchase every NFL team except the Jaguars and shut them down, so the Jaguars would win the Super Bowl, by default.