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its always comforting when people think the same way they look

“Why isn’t this working?!?”

every abusive movie dad who yells at his son for missing free throws has this guy’s face

Frankly, they both lost, and it’s obvious why each did; but the one who performed even worse than the other election loser has managed the feat of appearing to be the one who knows all. Maybe gender is involved? Please advise.

for those of me who dont know who Heather MacDonald is, she’s a white supremacist who is stuck in 1991, an advocate for broken-windows policing and racial profiling.

“Hello, 911, what’s your emergency?”

telling them that Republicans could be open to funding some of their pet causes–like saving American lives–if they’ll vote to fund the wall.

my dealer was arrested in the park selling to a guy, but they just wanted the buyer because he had been breaking into car windows, and my dude was let go. hooray blue states!

this is a screen shot i just took. is it racist? discuss

i was head up until c-section, starting a long chain of me not being able to do anything right

that’s the thing about Torquemada, he only shows up when you least expect him

this baby looks 39-years-old

“why don’t they want to search at the zoo for weapons?”

sometimes i scroll to the bottom of the article only to find the same article below it and I am forced to question the nature of my reality.

“Anyone who shows contempt for a priest is to be put to death...” alright! this is what we’re talking about! nice find.

try teddy grahams and nutella and when you run out of teddy grahams just keep eating all the nutella because you have become a ravenous monster who is incapable of control. rip all of my nutella.

but he is, technically, right. marijuana use will probably lead people to use more marijuana, because its awesome.

i cant stop thinking to myself: I’d watch this porno.

all im saying is that after reading this, im really starting to see the big picture. dont we all want attention? dont we all want the approval of others? Richard Spencer is a man whose life is filled with self-sabotage and disappointment, a lone-soldier fighting beside no one, against himself. he just wants to be