holy shit this is gold

marginally better than our current real world Twitch stream of Bad Campaign, The Presidential Party Game!

let me be the first to say

$41.76 fare

*Shakes fist at babies*

anywhere. soy dealers are never ones to ask too many questions.

similarly, soy milk will cost three doubloons and the tip of a finger

she’s just reading lyrics from the next Radiohead album

im thinking of making car window stickers of Calvin pissing on Afghanistan

i read that as

Schwartz’s televised segment ended before he and Marin could complete their intended arrest.

like, the irony in this article is palpable, but i enjoy not being in the grays soooooo

that last paragraph is what you find in the dictionary when you look up “The Banality of Evil”

“And God spoke to the Virgin Mary, with light streaming down from the heavens: Corporate entities are the backbone of our society and shall not be hindered by the fragility of man. And it was so.”

...whether he should be executed as the United States Supreme Court considers a case about whether poor defendants with mental health problems are entitled to expert witnesses to aid them in preparing and presenting their cases.

ughhh my feeeeelings

there once was a time when a woman would be fired for showing up to work in pants

Sweetheart that’s not my decision to make

a pastry shop in the villiage that only sells cakes shaped like vaginas