wheeee still high af rn USA

high as fuck right now USA

ugh soooo irresponsible! Isaiah Thomas is there for me. why didnt he think of my needs?! me me me me me me me

“I do research on environmental issues and their impact on the reproductive health of women of color.”

DEEP STATE DEEP STATE DEEP STATE DEEP STATE DEPE STAT EDEEPS TATE DEPPE SSAATTEE

he could have used “soccer player” instead of “black” and no one would blink an eye

Al Gore is the only acceptable Dungeon Master.

The new detention center—worth $100 million—will hold 1,000 people and be staffed by three un-trained ex-cons, since “Dungeon Master” is actually a less desirable title than one might think. But $100 million! Wow!

with all this talk about this hell-bomb, I’ve never heard anything about how many children it killed. I mean, it has to be at least a few, right? did we bomb an uninhabited desert?

“You know, the last time someone ordered me to do something I was 18 years old, and it was my daddy, and I listened to him, because he was paying for half of my bachelor’s degree.”

As we progressed ever closer to the Singularity, it became obvious that our plan was fatally flawed. More and more minds linked, and we discovered too quickly the true nature of humanity. By then, we had grown beyond us. Nothing could be saved.

i am caught in a perpetual cycle of being worried and then being tired

im just in it for the hashtags

is there though? #receipts

Donny can keep China in line with the ongoing threat of calling them names.

just use Israel’s Iron Dome! simple.

President Donald Trump has claimed that the U.S. would go it “alone” if it had too, later clarifying that to mean the exact opposite.

Of course we’re trying to keep the number of sexual assaults down, but have you seen the people who actually want to work for us? We pick the best half of applicants, but that’s still made up of 25% rapists. We’re trying, alright?

The media is ignoring the most important part of the story, Mr. Hollins was in possession of dope. Weed-dope. Was he going to inject innocent white boys with his green devil? An investigation is direly needed.

my god three anecdotes?!