sure, but we’re talking minorities of minorities. its mostly wypipo.

just the Secure Fence Act existing is enough to make me give up on this world

um, er, “citizens’ ... daughters, and sons” probably arent undocumented. edited to “citizens’ grandmothers, grandfathers, wives, and husbands.” =p
 

its important to note that its not just undocumented communities under threat, but all immigrant communities, or any other community with undocumented people in it, or hell, any and all communities? 

that feeling when you realize a screenname has a tragic backstory

Jared Kushner, of course

1,470 professional economists

Texas settlers famously refused to give the cannon back to Mexico when the state was still a territory under Mexican government control. They then used that cannon–which had been gifted to them by Mexico to fend off raids–to fire on Mexican soldiers 

good, if i read one more article about “The Intricacies of Warm Oatmeal” or “The Fine Art of My Grandkids” i may be driven to geriatricide. 

In a statement in March, a church administrator told NBC News a church-specific police force would prevent mass shootings such as the massacre at Sandy Hook and “similar assaults at churches and schools.”

frankly, “Senior Writer.” is a little too personal for me. why would I care how old you are?

i need a way to put this gif on a shirt

this time, though, when Sean Spicer compared Chechnya to the Holocaust everyone was like “Yeah that’s about right.” 

i once had a cousin who crossed the street when the red stop-hand was blinking

i think family genetics is a zero-sum game. 4 doctors? i guarantee the fifth offspring works in retail or is something as equally shameful, like a musician.

one thousand episodes

everyones close to 18 by then, so, hookers. gotta prepare these boys for the big leagues.

why? because the machines

At what point then is the approach of danger to be expected? I answer, if it ever reach us, it must spring up amongst us. It cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen, we must live through all time, or die by suicide.

Dear Team,