“How did you create this list?”

finally, a government willing to stand up to the world’s infestation of shitty edm.

David Dao is fascinating. he’s a father of five (four of which are doctors themselves), played poker professionally, and owned his own medical practice which he apparently used to trade drugs for same-sex sex. he is truly the embodiment of america.

i hope the WH lawn is covered in ticks and everyone gets lyme disease

Reddit

the last time i was in a movie theater the ad for that baby in a suit movie was way, way too loud and way, way too stupid so i left

all Assad had to do is declare them enemy combatants, or say that the terrorists were using baby body armor, and guilt goes out the window. you know, like we do. all Don did was whip out his dick, smile at the camera, and yell “nooooo the babbiiieeesssss” as if this multi-million dollar performance had anything to do…

isnt organized religion based on the few telling the many what to do? this seems pretty on-brand to me.

Ben & Jerry’s gets their cream from companies that abuse undocumented laborers. 2017: Everything is ugly and nothing is sacred.

“We were learning, and our counter people were learning. I don’t think anyone intentionally set out to make his life difficult,” Ide said, as quoted by VTDigger.org.

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

its Gawker, but with writers of color!

what would Hillary Clinton have done?

“What do you mean we blew up Doctors Without Borders again? How did...what......wtf.”

DEEP STATE DEEP STATE DEEP STATE DEEP STATE DEEP STATE 

“Look, sometimes to save the babies you have to kill a few babies. Oh and I’ve started a new company, Trump Missiles USA United and it’s sister man brother company, Trump Christian Orphanariums No Abortion. The Kush will run it. Fuckin’ love that guy.”   

“Ha ha ha, only 69 deaths? Amateurs. Watch this.”

oh my god this is life

Except for Tiffany. She’s got better things to do.