Anyone who has signed a contract with the DoD that specifies (paraphrasing here) “The release of classified material to un-cleared personnel shall be considered treason”, who releases said material to an un-cleared person is by definition, a traitor.

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Anyone who complains should be transferred to Bucholz Army Airfield. If they want more noise, they can buy clothespins and playing cards at Surfway to attach to their bicycle spokes. If they continue complaining, they should be transferred to one of our beer-free bases in the Middle East.

Don’t forget “As of November 23, 2016, Issa held a 3,234-vote lead”. He came very close to being un-employed. Sorry, too lazy to Yahoo! the final margin.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

Prayer: The idea that God’s plans are so unimportant that he will change them if you ask him to.

The classics always endure.

I prefer the term Betrayed Republican. To see how far the party of Lincoln has fallen, read a bio of Congresswoman Jeannette Rankin (R-MT) or Congressman Pete McCloskey (R-CA).

In some parts of the country we’re lucky enough to have Costcos staffed with Teamsters. Now if they could only find more US products (non-food) to sell.

Nope, it’s Cheetos all the way down.

Edward Bernays would be so proud.

Alas, his perineum is too vast for him to accomplish the task.

I’m promoting the use of: POTUS Asteriscus V, historically accurate, derisive & SFW.

Way, way too late to the party, I know. There’s a Japanese proverb: To a hammer every problem looks like a nail. If my job was looking for every possible bit of filth in random syllables. I’d start seeing filth where none exists. I hope VA DMV periodically rotates these people into other duties. Still, WTF?

DCLXVI

And the ceiling height imposes a weight limit in parking garages. To say nothing of trying to back a truck into those d**n spaces.

Thanks, better said than me.

Hey, we have a better view of the bridge.

That 6k less than the ask for parking condos in SF.

Here in earthquake country they shake a little because if they were rigid they would be brittle. A parking garage architect assured me that our floors are thick enough for cars.