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The Wednesday night before the Mexico City F1 race (Senna had yet to land on his head). We circle the airport for an hour waiting for a landing slot. Pilot comes on the intercom, “I’m sorry, we have waited too long, we have to divert to Acapulco to refuel.” We land in Acapulco. Everybody disembarks so Mexicana can buy

Nesting Error: Farmer’s = Sucks, Progressive = Shines. Speaking to the insurance itself. Both commercials invoke giggles.

Renault Alliance Cup, Laguna Seca, 198_? 52 Alliances take the rolling? start. Multiple Alliance roof-jobs on lap 1. $180 bar tab on Saturday night. ±Best weekend ever.

Good commercials, better insurance. Been there, done that.

Good commercials, lousy insurance. Been there, done that.

BS, we find coal particles from China in frogs @ SNARL (CCES).

Attention 49-staters, enjoy your HFCS when the CA Export Food Embargo starts.

Um, the car costs less than some hotel bills in The Seychelles.

To paraphrase Charlie Sheen: “I don’t pay” cars “to come to my house, I pay” cars “to leave”.

Should be an interesting ballistics report.

So many questions: Disneyland Orange County or Teutul Orange County? Ramón or Ramone?

Guard rail on the bridge to the left (over the freeway the off ramp belongs to) limits the view for right turn on red. I’m pretty sure CA can’t afford a new wider bridge. $ would be better spent on potholes / mini-abysses. If the sidewalk was 12 feet wide, instant tent city.

Can we please have the bottom end of the option chart? Cloth seats, rubber floor mats and stick shifts. A modern 280 GE.

Advance apologies to anyone who thinks this is any form of -ist. “We’re going to be reincarnated, no worries.”

Just enough “ground” clearance that the water flows under the truck. I wondered if the missing guard rails / cables was caused by previous vehicles that had lower rocker panels.

Dangerous Curves Ahead, cool.

“We can neither confirm nor deny the existence of the information requested (Stealth Pelican) but, hypothetically, if such data were to exist, the subject matter would be classified, and could not be disclosed.” Walt Logan (pseudonym) Associate General Counsel, CIA.

I think it’s a Bugatti.