Thanks for your service. Depending on your tenure, sorry about that CiC.

Could you be more specific? I really like the color. “even though all passports seem to be black or a shade of blue, green, or red”.

We build in CA & systems integrate in NV et. al. Last I heard CA, of all places, was going to implement “separate but equal” drivers licenses for non-citizen residents. I wonder if they’re going to charge 4/5ths of the citizen price.

Ah, my 2nd favorite internet typo meme:

Yes

Thanks for your service, depending on your tenure, sorry about that CiC.

You can bike, drive, sail, train or walk* back in from Canada*, Mexico*, the Caribbean, and Bermuda with just the cheaper Passport Card. To fly, you need the full Passport.

If you line your hat with tin foil and keep the DL under it, you can protect both your data & your thoughts from the black helicopters.

In the Constitution, the Post Office mandate is mentioned way earlier than the right to bear arms. Why are the “defenders of the hallowed document” so silent when DHL, FedEx & UPS steal business from the USPS.

Not only that, on the day after your birthday you can be magically ineligible to enter the building. Apparently, in the 9 1/2 hours since your drivers license expired, you could have been recruited as a Russian spy.

The last time I was down-state in Vegas, one could still rent automatic weapons at multiple shooting ranges.

I hope I’m not going too far with this. God never expressed his dislike for chiggers.

That’s a pretty big if, an if so big, it would dwarf Mt. Rushmore.

“Brilliant”, lots of Americans think Europeans said smart, when they actually said shiny.

Hey, Young Frankenstein (1974), History of the World, Part I (1981), Spaceballs (1987) & Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993) seemed OK, Silent Movie (1976), High Anxiety (1977), Life Stinks (1991) & Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995), yeah, not his best work.

A Colbert monologue surmised that when Trump listens, he hears the compliments, but in place of anything negative, he hears

I call bullshit. While looking for something nice to say about Ambassador Haley re: flags & restrooms, I came up short. 10 bad vs 3 good. Wiki did have this gem: When Haley was five years old, her parents entered her in the “Miss Bamberg” contest. The contest traditionally crowned a black queen and a white queen.…

It wouldn’t surprise me if Gizmodo’s auto-correct helped on that one. Coming from someone who mis-matches syllables, but I still give my posts a full read, then click.

Given his socio-economic status and diet, it could be gout nodules or tophi. Kind of hard to tell without seeing his tiny feet.

Not completely unheard of in the “blue” states: Bakke v. Regents of University of California (1976). Bakke prevailed @ SCOTUS, the admissions process still pops up as ballot initiatives occasionally.