Turkeys are wimps:

COTD

You left out texting and taking selfies.

Attend a MotoGP race for a special treat. There are as many exit lanes as a <25 cm separation between automobile door mirrors will allow. A friend witnessed a “parting of the red sea” to allow an incoming ambulance the right-of-way.

The same kind of lowest common denominator thinking that gave us speed limits without the “reasonable and prudent” preamble.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roundabout has an aerial gif with blinkers.

More info @ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Roundabout_(Swindon) and links to 3 more.

Nope, plenty of “the shortest distance between 2 point is a straight line” types in Silicon Valley. We have some “worst of both worlds” intersections. An old uncontrolled intersection with a tiny (3' / ±1m) planter added in the center. Some entrances have stop signs, some don’t. A, look both ways at the green light,…

Shouldn’t the free market be able to ensure that arbitration will prevail over the court system?

Except: ex-Congresswoman Jeannette Rankin (R-MT) or ex-Congressman Pete McCloskey (R-CA)

I blame the people who voted for Trump. I wonder about the ones who aren’t scared old white men.

Now that he’s done at Baylor, Kenneth Winston “Ken” Starr, is looking for work.

He’s one of those kids whose parents sent him to military school to learn discipline, good citizenship and valor. It didn’t work.

Trump maternity leave: Get pregnant, leave your job. A simple plan from a simple mind.

He drained the swamp, found all the bottom-feeders, gave them Cabinet positions. He counts that as a campaign promise fulfilled.

Still, I blame the people who actually voted for Trump.

Mr. Creosote wouldn’t fit if you used a Sawz-all & a crane.

GM years: January 1986 to 27 August 1993

Seconded depending on how obedient the owner is during our initial test-ride. “No, I won’t go that fast or corner that hard” would be red flags.

That was her cover story. She changed careers to earn enough to keep the Lotus running.