Don’t the automakers have an actual name for it? Build quality?

Amazing what dozens of gallons of gasoline can do to make a fire more festive. Luckily, no proposals for LOX cars are pending.

You can have too much https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senna_(plant)

Our local $0 non-profit TV station carries RT, whose bias is slightly less apparent than FAUX-News. Another low$ PBS TV station carries, on a sub-channel, “South Asia Today” from Mumbai, which makes RT & FN look “fair and balanced” by comparison. It’s been decades since I’ve heard Radios Free Europe or Marti. I…

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I still think that during the pronunciation of “Make America great again” the “segra” was silent or up in the dog-whistle frequency ranges. Does Jeb have some competency I didn’t hear about? Try as he might, POTUS Asteriscus IV tried to elevate POTUS XXXVII to the 2nd worst president. He pardoned a traitor like POTUS…

Thanks for pointing out that everything bad that happens is POTUS Asteriscus V’s fault. It’s because, his tweets. My cheeseburger was a little dry, Thanks POTUS*.

In Quebec (home of Jalopnik’s favorite F1 Grand Prix) at least lottery winnings are tax free. It pays to gamble with the government rather than let the government gamble with you.

During the reign of POTUS Asteriscus V, the price of liberty is eternal vigilance (for asterisks or white fine print on a white background or black fine print on a black background (because he’s the least racist emperor ever)).

If your Parmesan is that color, it’s probably made in Parma, OH not Parma, ITA.

That talk with the Pope seems to have turned “The Orange One the Younger” into an actual Christian.

I think the current crop of Republicans have figured out how to sister (in sexist carpenter lingo) new wood onto the bottom of the staves and deepen the barrel. There’s something fishy or fraudulent going on because instead of maintaining the stave’s existing curves, which would cause the barrel’s bottom diameter to…

Find a copy of “The Yes Men Fix the World (2009)” http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1352852 and watch Andy Bichlbaum and Mike Bonanno, posing as their industrious alter-egos, expose the people profiting from Hurricane Katrina.

Just because the bar has been lowered, it doesn’t mean any current or former GOPers have moved a millimeter closer to Congresswoman Jeannette Rankin (R-MT) or Congressman Pete McCloskey (R-CA) on the integrity scale. It just means the excavation into the cesspool is deeper.

The usual Silicon Valley sentence for infractions was “Pay the Fine or Traffic School?” Sometimes the prosecution described something so stupid that the defendant received “Pay the Fine and Traffic School”.

I’m still disappointed that the hydraulic extendable knock-offs were faked.

God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury, or something like that.

The closer you are to me, the higher the odds are I’ll signal before I cross your path. If you’re 2 blocks ahead or 7 car lengths behind, the ounce & a half of pressure on the lever is just too much effort. Unless you’re going 150% of my speed.

Are they serving polonium milkshakes at the talks?

At one time, Germans: Army or elder care, you pick. Israelis: all genders. Sabra women apparently have bigger cojones than POTUS Asteriscus V.