Now I like their ice cream even more.

It’s possible that the date indicates when it was printed. That does seem counter-intuitive for a photo caption.

The multiple bankruptcies should have been a level-of-competence clue.

POTUS Asteriscus V

Pics (of a DNA test) or it didn’t happen.

Even Eddie “The Sauce” Bernays wouldn’t be able to spin this mess.

Perfect job for somebody with a library card.

POTUS Asteriscus V, The Mango Mussolini, Cheeto Benito, The 7th Duchess of Cheetoshire, The Orange Twitler

Which film studio will green-light “Roger & Me Part 2: A Humorous Look at How New England Owned Roger Goodell”?

9°F one morning @ MMH it took 10 minutes of idling to be able to move the UNIMOG shifter through the 90W gear oil.

I’m still waiting for, as a comedian suggested, you arrive at the ticket counter, there are two metal frames. You try to place your carry-on in the 1st frame. It won’t fit. Sorry, that’s checked baggage. You try to sit in the 2nd frame. You won’t fit. Sorry, you’ll need to buy an additional seat.

ala “The World According to Garp” (1982)

Those of us who lived through Nixon will also accept the phrase “inoperative statements”.

In light of the USS Liberty or the US friendly fire on Canadians in Afghanistan, this is ho-hum.

I vaguely remember Nixon’s “inoperative statements”.

Pizza from Chicago.

I nominate Yvon Chouinard, founder of Patagonia as an example of good x2.

As long as F1 doesn’t race in the Raider’s new parking lot in Winchester Nevada, I’m all for it.

While the big 3 whined that they couldn’t meet the EPA’s proposed smog standards, Honda developed the CVCC engine and did. Now if we could just get them to stop discontinuing the good street models and quitting and re-entering F1.

No, your knife & fork make your tush look big. Thank you, don’t forget to tip your waitress.