Sorry for the delay, I had to look up the term in jurisprudence for your argument structure: Equus africanus asinus

Your argument structure sounds like you’re still in high school. Take Speech & Debate next quarter/semester.

What David Letterman said to Jerry Hall.

I wonder if Paul “Pee-wee Herman” Reubens had Bernie in mind when he said: “I know you are, but what am I?”

Thanks for demonstrating that trailer floors could be lower.

it’s usually DC (Direct Current) not AC (Alternating Current). Hot at the wire, ground at the rail. No mylar kites & wet string please. Or drunks standing on a train doing chin-ups on the wire, as we witnessed in Silicon Valley this year.

Of course it is, Paul Newman drove a VW Bug Convertible and a Volvo Long Roof. People on Mulholland and the back roads of CT judged him accordingly, but only the 1st time.

Even blind people say it’s fake.

OMG, I know that girl. She’s the lead ballerina in the LA Ballet’s production of Leda and the Swan. Her father is a retired Mack truck dealer and he bought her that for her high school graduation.

Well there was that Fed who gave an interview to a journalist in his office and posed for a photo-op. The published photo clearly showed a “TOP SECRET - Yada Yada” document face up on the desk. Luckily, no harm, no foul. Still it bears repeating, when you’re done with TS material, it belongs back in the safe.

Don’t forget Scooter, an actual traitor. The release of classified material to un-authorized personnel is defined as treason, wartime or peacetime matters not. Bush the Younger pardoned him.

An octoroon would probably be OK. A quadroon, maybe not so much.

We weren’t sandbagging, honest, I swear. We were just waiting for the trick new parts to arrive from the factory. Just like in F1.

If they get built, there’s no shortage of storage space. http://mapper.acme.com/?ll=38.58058,-…

That’s Sir Monty of Python, one of the knights who say “Ni”.

Best way to attach a bike rack.

Sorry to hear that the donor of such a great house to the LA museum has a dark side. At least the tours will be shorter than Hearst Castle.

For LOLs compare today’s Republicans with Pete McCloskey & Jeannette Rankin. I don’t know why this indicates I’m relying to Jia Tolentino instead of Rachel Farrell.

Don’t forget screws through the rim into the bead of the tire. Otherwise the rim can spin inside the tire.

I believe it was Ivan “Ironman” Stewart who, during a Baja 500/1000 pit stop said something along the lines of ‘neither brake fluid, coolant, fuel or oil is yellowish, ignore that leak from the bottom of my truck’.