It’s like a car got into an accident with itself after trying to turn anti-widdershins through the 4th dimension...

Actually, I think one of trumps horcruxes is his tax returns, makes sense why he doesn’t want anyone to get ahold of them...

I took some coffee from a pot I didn’t quite finish, and froze it into cubes, measured so that three cubes = 1/3 cup, ready to go anytime I want to make brownies.

I think I found it, but I’m afraid to open it:

Two stars, one for the video, and one for Key and Peeles

Perhaps a drug they could take, maybe some sort of Nasal Fistimine that could be delivered topically as needed.

Tried to post it as a gif, but kinja is not cooperating....

I guess that would make eric “taster spoon”

Inside doesn’t count...

Honestly, I don’t trust george. Never have. I’m happy he’s firing his salvos in the right direction, but I don’t believe for a hot minute that he is less narcissistic, greedy, and amoral as his wife, just perhaps a bit more rational, and with a better sense of humor.  

Nah, they should get Bruno, he’s used to taking out the trash.

If you’re trying to make the argument that the suit against McDonalds for serving ridiculously hot coffee wasn’t justified, you need to look more into the matter.

The Citroen Neortic sounds like it would be a 2CV with tank treads.

The fact that so many people willfully disregard her choice in the matter is utterly maddening.  

When I signed up for the meat raffle, this is not what I expected...

I guess they’ve figured out that no one is buying the “It wAs JuST a JoKe!” excuse anymore, so they had to move on to something different, but equally transparent.

Well, that’s debatable.  On all counts. 

That’s exactly what they want you to believe...

Glad Max: Wild Water Kingdom.

It’s not something I didn’t get out of AoS, but rather a Portlandia Kyle MacLachlan regret - I wish that they had snuck the Diviner into the Mayors bookshelves, and that just once, he had left to commute home from the office with some Maker hooks.