That’s been my headcannon since Endgame...

“That’s the kind of opponent everyone dreams of!”

You leave them 10% empty when you fill them.

That’s the plan.

I am ready to vote today, forget this “Election day is Oct. 20th” nonsense for mail in ballots.  Election day is the day after I get my ballot.  Can’t come soon enough.

It’s a simple fix though, just have to press the Any Key

Mother once accidentally got a gallon of 1% milk, and pence nearly had a gallbladder attack...

Yup, it is infuriating to still keep seeing the McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit being brought up as a frivolous case. I had a good friend, who knows better now after looking into the facts of the case, that bought that argument for a while.

With republicans, civil tort suits are like abortions.  Theirs are the only moral ones.

His opponent, for anyone interested:

Followed by Futurama, it’s good that he got another promotion after all those years...

They’ve made a lot of progress since Nannybot 1.0

So people don’t travel for Thanksgiving, and then come back to school after mixing with a whole bunch of new people.

It’s because they believe that deep down everyone is as terrible as they know they themselves are.

It is just going to be way too easy to turn that B into an F, and then with an appropriate identification of that wildcard that they threw in there, the mural may provide a more apt message.

This is when Hanlon’s Razor fails, when actions are both malicious and stupid.

Isn’t being related to him punishment enough?

You mean we could have avoided all of this if we had told them it was Gallant they should be emulating, and not Goofus?

They’ll probably just offer you a lifetime supply of Skinwich sandwiches, so like three of them...