- An abandoned cathedral? I’ve never heard of an abandoned cathedral in the Western world.

Until he starts killing multiple people at the same time, when he becomes the worlds first digital parallel killer...

I’ve played that once, and it was pretty fun, but then my alien races power was the ability to cheat, which I made liberal use of during the game.

My favorite little quirk of the game is during the fights, when you choose to go into battle, you don’t choose how many armies you’re willing to risk, you choose how many you’re willing to sacrifice for victory, and even if you win, those armies are killed. (of course if you lose, you lose it all...)

I know I should not eat thee...

Cozner. Or at least it would have given Jake another show to use in that gag...

And if you want to make the claim “My religion requires me to be an asshole”, well at least it would be refreshing to hear someone state that plainly for once...

If the jackboot fits...

I really hope that RBG’s legacy doesn’t turn out to be: “She should have retired under President Obama.”

I mean even when you think it’s not possible, life finds a way.  There should be an award for outstanding achievement in the field of dumbassery...

I too am surprised that she is (still) a US senator.  C’mon people of Maine, get it together.  It’s time to take out the garbage.

From what I understand, it’s not that it’s toxic, it’s just a severe choking hazard.  

I really hope that the photographer that was sent on this story was instructed appropriately...

Speaking of Breakfast Ice Cream - breakfast cereal on ice cream is amazing - especially something like honey bunches of oats or anything granolaesque. You can take some plain vanilla and really jazz it up a lot.

OTOH, having twists just for the sake of twists gets old really quickly, and they lose all impact when the twist doesn’t have any narrative stakes.

That makes sense, he’s got two i’s in his name, and hence two dots over them. Doubly broken...

Yeah, we’re on to her carefully negotiated “Moderate Republican” kayfabe. Either her or murkowski had to vote no, and apparently it was determined that murkowski’s “The whole situation is so bad, and is totally the fault of both sides, that I just want it to end now even though it is supposed to be my responsibility…

Has he been in another show other than Powerless (Aside from Community that is...)? I would certainly blame the shortcomings of that show more on it’s concept, rather than the actors.

Or the throwing of Molotov Cocktails behind the fleeing Wienermobile...

He’s been smoking ground up copies of Atlas Shrugged, cut with The Fountainhead.  You wouldn’t want any, that shit will swiss cheese your brain faster than any prion disease...