I’m gonna assume that’s not very often, huh Fredd-o? I’ll bet your tools are as clean as your fingernails, or that spiffy lift you have in that over-sized condo of yours. You buy all of these cars, and talk like you know some stuff, but you’re just the guy who lives in the PJs, and drives the AMG with 260k on the…

Invent the self-lifting toilet seat. It will force women to actually look before they sit, and guys won’t piss all over them. Everybody wins. Plus, the added bonus of piss and s*it water not splashing up on the seat when you flush those powerful bastards.

I had a good idea and the rest of the guys liked it: piss while in a diamond push-up position. Builds stamina in your support arm if you had to piss longer than normal, plus it taught some guys to hold it in to keep hydrated anyway. Adapt and overcome, lol.

Great, more chemicals to create and ultimately end up washing off hundreds of thousands of urinals into stagnant urine/chemical cartridges, only for lazy or stupid maintenance workers to simply pour down the handicapped toilet anyway, eventually polluting our water. Great idea.

It wouldn’t, it would splash on your dingus and freeze it off.

Machines make ice. They’re called ice machines. Also these things that make electricity, they’re called HYDRO-electric dams... Hard to run if there isn’t any water flowing by them. Hard to get water to flow if it’s all sludge from chemical waste. We use water to wash our hands and bodies and cars and dishes for a…

I read your comment quietly, and out loud five times, and I STILL have no idea what the hell you’re trying to say.

I do it for the same reason I do it when I smoke, or walk through a farm, or inhale anything foul. To get that “stink film coating” feeling, out of my mouth. I also read instruction manuals, sometimes ask for directions, replace toilet paper rolls, say please and thank you, wear rubber gloves when working with grease…

So you’d say that the chemicals in the urinal are bio-friendly, and not just another toxic addition to our ever-worsening natural water system? The ground can and does filter natural body waste from water, but how is the urine separated from the chemicals that trap it? How is the concoction disposed of, exactly? You…