Not even two.

I just avoid competitive games and stick to voice chatting with people on my friend’s list and even then I keep that to a minimum and mostly female, sorry not sorry.

This absolutely fascinates me.

The last thing I’d want to do is force my politics onto a child who just wants to have a bit of fun. My word... get some fresh air “Princessed Out” and have a sit down.

Read the sentence after that.

She understand them when they talk to her she just doesn’t respond back.

The BURN about Wyoming. I can’t ever see myself making it into that state.

No music montage of getting fit and buying new clothes and I’m out.

That’s exactly what it is and I am throwing my goddamn prayer in the ring.

Absolutely amazing, and terrifying.

LMFAO

Go read Oh No They Didn’t or something.

There is a back just ACHING for the lash.

I wonder this ALL OF THE TIME.

Seriously how many of their asshat backwards parents and coaches and faculty saw this and said “GREAT idea girls! Keep it up?”

Ugh, I just want to slap someone.

That ending though.

That is cold.

I took a Hyena Sled to school each day when I lived in South Africa? Check.

Chipotle. Before it becomes the Subway of Burritos.

What Subway has become is a tragedy. They were so good like ten years ago. It’s been a steady decline in quality since the era of Jared. It’s just smells wrapped in wax paper at this point.

Best one I’ve heard of is Primrose Everdeen. Followed by a “I VOLUNTEER”

Yeah I was screaming “YASSS” while also going “Oh girl you are getting FIRED!”

Quick! Someone pen the script and get this to Hollywood. I’ve wanted to see where they all ended up since I was a kid!

Ohhh this may not end well...

I need that bustier in my life immediately. And that cuff.

If only I had like 4,000 of disposable income.