You're a chump, or you are super poor and qualify for the EITC.

From what I understand, most (drip) coffee comes out to be ~20mg per oz, which is the base blend for this monstrosity.

It's probably hard to find a whole lot of brown people in Spanish Fork, Utah.

Is it just me or did that cross-section of the arm look like a ham steak?

See, I was stoned for the entirety March, so maybe that's why I missed it. Now that I'm sober, I think I can appreciate it.

When did this stoner channel become a thing? I'm not trying to harsh on your buzz, but I'm a bit confused as to why it's on Gizmodo.

Wait... since when have they stopped being emoticons?

My father definitely has this album. It may or may not have helped me discover my homosexuality.

Have you tried BW3s or Quaker Steak? I'm not a huge wings fan, but I like them. I went to a really famous Buffalo wing joint (can't remember the name) when I was there, but I can't say I was super impressed, so maybe it's just me.

The title is wrong, but not in the way you think. It should be 'This Is the Only April Fools Product We Wish Were Real'. The 'it' is superfluous; there's no use for it in the relative clause.

Agreed. I tend to "lose" my card once a year to get a replacement in addition to tracking my spending. Those two are the easiest (and most effective, IMO) ways to avoid credit card fraud.

I think this thread isn't actually about the Galaxy Note; it's about Sam Biddle's tiny hands.

Unfortunately, the money comes in a gift card for the WP7 store.

Surprised humidifiers aren't on the list, though they need regular cleaning or they can make allergies worse. I think the simplest, and yet most difficult, way to help your allergies is to find out what flora you're allergic to, and stay away from the climates/areas in which they grow. I usually don't have a problem…

Isn't Vitamin A only bad for you when it's not beta-Carotene?

I have to say, the heat disparity is definitely real. I was looking at both of the iPads today, and I didn't even need to look at the screen when I grabbed them, because I could tell right away which was the new iPad. The iPad 2 felt neither hot nor cold, but the new iPad was making my palm sweaty. Is it supposed…

Tangential question: my monitor is 5:4... is this a super unusual resolution?

I have a question about a collections ding on my credit report. It's a couple years old and is $40 bucks. How do I figure out what it is and if I was responsible for it?

I have a question about a collections ding on my credit report. It's a couple years old and is $40 bucks. How do I figure out what it is and if I was responsible for it?

See, the Chinese don't want to destroy us, they just want to be our friend!