Jeez. I feel bad for your husband’s stepmother. My advice is to try and be a little kinder.

Man, you guys owe this woman a 50-page apology. I don’t know why anybody hates her— someone didn’t like the sincerity level of a speech she gave and that’s why so many years of public abuse and loathing? Or something? But she sounds 10x smarter & more self-aware & more gracious than any writer here, in any event.

Good. I dislike cults of personality. All J Crew has been turning out are things she’d like to wear. Which is always unsustainable in the long run. Also, bring back quality folks. I expect something from H&M or Target not to last. But especially at JCrew prices I expect pieces to last.

Preach

This is the joke though.

remember when Katherine Heigl left Grey’s Anatomy and was basically like “I AM ON A ROCKETSHIP TO STARDOM, SEE YOU LATER, SUCKERS” and now here we are

we were rooting for her WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR HER

Dude, she practically ended that list with “no breathing.” I think it’s fair to deflate someone’s ego a little bit when they say something so patently uptight as all that.

One of the worst things that has happened in our democratic discourse is what I like to call the “stupidman” fallacy.

New fusion genre : new mom drug addict memoirs! She’s pretty, blonde, on drugs....AND A MOM 😱

Student in a classroom in the year 2091: “Mrs. Throckmorton, are you telling me that a man named Weiner did stupid things with his penis, and thereby set off a chain reaction that brought about the collapse of all civilized society?”

I can’t help but think how better all of our lives would have been if Bethenny’s Daddy loved her half as much as he did those fucking horses.

There are several blooper reels of Parks & Rec on YouTube and in a few scenes Rob Lowe seems to be fumbling his lines on purpose, trying to be funny, or he makes seriously lame jokes after someone else makes a mistake. It screams I’M FUNNY, AREN’T I?? PLEASE LIKE ME, I’M A FUN PERSON!!1! I’M ONE OF YOU GUYSSS! The…

Why are we singling out Taylor Swift for not going to the March? Would it have been nice for her to have attended to show her support— yes. But she certainly wasn’t the only female singer who didn’t attend.

I adored it. Maybe in Ivory instead of baby blue, but from the cut of the jacket to the length of the skirt, to the matching gloves I thought she looked stunning. Don’t want her husband for president, but her outfit was gorgeous.

Wait, am I the only one who loved Melania’s outfit?