Because the Raiders are the Knicks of football.

I’m learning there is always going to be someone like you in the comments.

Let’s see, get paid well to play basketball and spend 6 months in Auckland or don’t get paid to play and spend 6 months in Lawrence Kansas ? Seems like a pretty easy decision to me. The idea that this ruined the mornings of Bill Self or Coach K gives me a nice warm feeling inside 

There's only one appropriate reaction to 50 Shades:

David Chang? Internet Eating Sensation Dave Chang or GTFO.

If he were smart, he wouldn’t be one of the president’s disciples.

He’s so obviously (and sadly) picking a bunch of shit to pretend to be good at that Donnie could not possibly fucking care less about. Dada Trump wouldnt climb a fuckin’ mountain if there was a bucket of Ivankas pussy waiting for him at the top.

Is it me or should Bow Down by Westside Connection play whenever she walks in the room? To CNN and all the people who keep asking Joe Biden to run, why? If you haven’t noticed strong women push his buttons like nothing else. From Hillary to Nancy they drive his orange ass crazy. There’s a reason he wont step to…

If I ever own a Lloyd I will have to call it ‘Harold’.

DID SOMEONE CALL FOR SOME TRIAGE?

Wanna trigger a Bernie Bros? Ask what legislation he’s helped get passed? Better yet ask them about his role in the 94 crime Bill since they seem to give a shit about Kamala’s time as a DA. Better yet ask them to explain his relationship with The NRA. Oh about that rape fantasy essay. Yeah please Bros come with it.

Oh and every fucking candidate that Bernie and his “revolution”, insert laugh track, backed lost. AOC ran in an uncontested Primary. Oh and you saw what happened when AOC and the rest of her juvenile delinquents came for Pelosi right? Yeah I thought so

Anyone, including the author of this article, that thinks Bernie Sanders stands a chance in the upcoming primaries needs to lay off the pipe. The 2018 midterms were pretty much a giant middle finger to Bernie, his Bros and his fake ass revolution. Vanilla Ice’s follow up album wasn’t as lame as Bernie’s half ass…

“I’m wicked hydrated, thanks to TB12 wat-ah”

Im Baptist, and even I get a chill and freaked out when people go overboard like that. I was dragged to one of those Billy Graham things, and it scared the crap out of me, havent been to church since, the ones on stage started singing “God is one of us” and thousands of people walked down to the stage with thier hands…

It’s weird, because when you hear about his backstory and see all his roles you’d figure he’s just this very relaxed guy, but then there’s all this stuff and it never quite feels like the two parts fit together.

You should respond “It’s pronounced ‘blessed’ you know.”

Heathcliff Huxtable being a “gynecologist” with his “office” in the basement of his home should have tipped us off that he had a sex dungeon that whole fucking time too.