We really need to make “put tortellini in it” happen.

Back in the day, we made the biscuits fresh at McDonald’s, real buttermilk and such, wonder if they still do. I used to love those but it was because I was making them and did a damn good job.

“conducting"

I don't get all the popeyes love.  I've tried it twice and been underwhelmed.  I liked the McDonald's one more than popeyes.  

75 million or so but it's certainly way too many 🥺

Seems like another thing we can blame the selfish anti-maskers for.

What about when they make the inside a breakfast sausage and the outside a pancake and you dip it in syrup?

Im actually a fan of those state fair corn dogs you can buy in the freezer section.  They bake up pretty decent in the toaster oven 

Including the peanut butter?

Here’s the problem with food these days: people take a regular thing, add one unusual thing (often marginally disgusting) then double the price to convince you it’s fancy.

I agree with the first part, not the second.  Hemp flower and CBD naturally extracted from hemp is fine.  Delta 8 is bullshit tho. 

Plenty of chemically derived substances can get you high and that's exactly what this is: a chemically derived substance.  THC and CBD both exist in flower form and can be smoked in that natural state.  You can extract the oil, use the pollen, via natural processes and cook or convert them with heat or pressure--again…

Another danger is that icicles will form on the ends and fly off in the wind, killing some unsuspecting person passing by. The icicle will inevitably melt before the person is discovered and the case will go unsolved for years until a researcher realizes that it’s possible for icicles to form on raised windshield…

What would we do without some rando coming up with a problem that NEVER existed as a reason not to do something?

Seems kinda weird that we would even call out someone that will only eat chicken nuggets and macaroni—and they rarely talk about it--when we have millions of people that are vegan and gluten free and make sure you know that within 30 seconds of meeting them.

Woah, that escalated quickly...

They wouldn't have to keep giving it away if their content wasn't garbage.  They only have 7% of the streaming market share for a reason.  At some point they're going to have to partner with Netflix or Hulu in a content share agreement if they're going to make things work--maybe they could get away with partnering…

This will only end badly. 

She’s “SoHo Karen”. You think there aren’t already t-shirts and daddy hats in the pipeline along with a gofundme for her?

Definitely done Chipotle a few times, also subway.  Anyone sneaking indian food is pretty bold given the obvious smell.  I was worried enough about my burrito, I can't imagine some tika masala.