What goes up, must come down. It’s like a meteorite hit her.

Exactly. The bullet would have bounced off her gun and she’d have been fine.

How many points do you get for shooting a woman, in a stadium, from a mile away in GTA?

I’m not sure it matters. I think it’s a personality thing.

Not sure what’s so bad about that sandwich and salad.

You want to guarantee a TSA guy goes through your checked bag? Wrap your pens and pencils with a rubber band. Works every time. Sometimes, Ill put that next to my Hitachi magic wand and bottle of anal numbing lube too.

Depends how long it takes to finish my comic book.

Look at all the bitching you guys do on these blogs every day about how shitty things are in the US. Yet 14 MILLION people from other countries want to come here in one year alone.

I’m annoyed you can’t get that frap anymore. All the bitching the baristas made got it pulled after 2 weeks or what? I see the s’mores one is back. I’m going to order the hell out of that during frap happy hour and make all kinds of special requests.

I swear.....I’m so close to saying fuck it, i’m done with work. I’m 48 years old and I’m like “I should just cash out my 401k and see if I can kick start another career from there. One that lets me be an artist or something”. Screw commutes.

You know you’ve made it when you can wear a cobra tux.

Pray that weed is the next thing to magically appear?

You expect too much. This article appears to be from a guy sitting in Australia who googled for a halfway decent gallery of cosplay photos from C2E2 and then wrote a small article around it. Not really reporting.

How about a frozen pat of butter?

Agreed. It’s not like being on a tilting boat full of shit for 3 days.

I think there’s plenty of clothes in thrift shops (like there are plenty of used cars) so maybe that’s the direction people are going now?

I’m a guy but I agree. A ton of these stores were for the skin and bones people.

Because it makes our pants go crazy.

So.....what do you get for $100 bucks from a CCU cheerleader?

Nice. Now’s my chance with Olivia.......