It’s what “this adminstration” wants? Really? It’s March 2017. We’re barely 3 months into “this administration” so what was the excuse for all the reporting and trolling last year? Or the year before that?

Yeah, because the best way to mobilize voters is to get some more vapid movie, music, and reality TV stars talking about politics.

You can start by not blaming the government, the schools, or the media for how your kid turns out. Leaving kids to their computers, TV, and letting them learn everything they need to know from school and their friends is why we we’re an idiocracy now.

Go the the most expensive part of your town and get on Tinder. Search for women between 30 and 45 and you will find her demographic.

Especially when one of them in every pack appears to be fish oil and the other one looks to be intended ONLY to make your pee green.

“The Mother Load” was something I bought last weekend at the Adult Toy store to increase my semen volume.

“What matters isn’t what you think, what matters is what I think.”

I care.

Is there some point where we have to ASSUME there’s sexual misconduct going on and take measures to prevent it? Like anytime there are adults and teens in the same location or something? It just seems like it’s getting to the point where these stories are getting far too frequent in sports, schools, community groups,…

I have been comparing the prices lately between hotels.com or travelocity, and leveraging a hotel’s membership or AAA discount and have seen that the prices are close enough that I’m better off booking direct. It’s maybe 1 or 2 dollars a night off and if I’m getting points or better status because of it, then that’s…

Saying “need you to let me go” is kind of scary, right?

These are also great sex positions so do that at the same time and kill 2 birds with one stone.

Put it on Quinoa Crackers and hipsters will eat it up.

Put it on Quinoa Crackers and hipsters will eat it up.

“cleaning your makeup brushes is a pain in the ass”

“cleaning your makeup brushes is a pain in the ass”

What would go in an Aqua Verde dip?

What would go in an Aqua Verde dip?

Mmmm, Emma Stone. Loved her in this one and the one where she did the scarlett letter thing.

Mmmm, Emma Stone. Loved her in this one and the one where she did the scarlett letter thing.

I want Tony Romo to spend his 64.11 at Tony Roma’s Ribs.

The words “mission” and “warfighter” are peppered all over the place with the DoD and their contractors.

Man, it’s like every level of the Government just went to crap in 3 months, right? I mean, only 1 significant change at the top and all of a sudden there’s like laziness, corruption, misuse of resources, etc.

Getting tickets to shows in the Dallas area is a nightmare. I have had better luck going to a nearby city to see most bands instead (Tulsa, OKC, Austin, etc). Barely 30 minutes after anything goes on sale, nothing is left but nosebleed seats.