I theorize it’s because he can’t actually masturbate due to the unusually small size of his dick.

So this is the next best thing.

Teach stretches/exercises that help with cramping. Teach her breathing. And teach her to take a low dose (one tablet when it says take two). We all had to learn pain.

“And I’m rich and white and male and will never be denied anything or have to rely on social infrastructure of any kind so no one should have it because Ayn Rand and tax cuts”

According to the IRS the average effective tax rate in 2015 was 13.5%. I’ve read in a number of places that a revenue neutral flat tax would need to be set in the mid twenty percent range. 80% of American households are paying out at a rate of at most 13.5%. All of those people would see their tax liability increased…

No, they hate government because it’s the ONLY thing standing between them and fucking over people without consequences.

That’s what I’d like to see.

A week? Optimist.

This. And handle that with latex gloves and a blow-dryer to ensure my DNA isn’t all over it. And take a quick trip somewhere and mail it from there. Because I’m paranoid like that.

But really, why give a crap about other people’s children right? :(

and you now what - Reagan’s success was at best 50% his responsibility !!
Carter set the table for him big time, between hiring Volcker, commissioning all of our nuclear power plants, allowing the oil & gas rig count to treble, getting Americans to save, not spend, not use their credit cards, turn down their…

Trumpy, lol, true. They’re legit the worst. They’re in for a rude awakening if they’re conservative Catholics, as Loyola is Jesuit-run and they fall very much on the side of socially liberal, very much concerned with social inequalities and racial tolerance. Like I said, the school is now nearly half minority, which…

The Reagan presidency changed the tone of politics in this country for a long time. Liberal ass Carter presided over stagflation, watched as Iran panted us, and generally the country was just in a dark mood. A lot of that isn’t necessarily Carter’s fault - economic cycles are what they are, especially when the…

My dad threw an actual party the day Reagan died. I remember him calling me, already half-drunk, and screaming joyously “He’s dead! He’s fuckin’ dead! Come over!” When I arrived, he had a mini-keg tapped and his bush hat on.

Everyone in America has to worship with the Cult of Reagan. It’s insane. He was an objectively terrible and mentally incompetent president, and yet even Democrats HAVE to genuflect every single time they mention his name. It’s just one more example of the way we’ve ceded reality to the Republicans. They say Reagan was…

He’s always been an asshole, that’s true. But there’s been a noticeable change in the way he speaks over the last 5-10 years. Doesn’t mean dementia, could be a medication side effect, but not a great sign.

Yep. A Fox News talking point that gets repeated by old ladies on FB is that Obama took ALL the vacations and played ALL the golf.

It seems like Fox News deliberately takes GW Bush’s weaker points and overcompensates for them by projecting those same points towards Obama as if to retroactively redeem GW Bush, and condem Obama at the same time. It’s an infuriating paradox and serious cognitive dissonance. They basically defended GW Bush’s historic…

And yet they will not count him insisting on living at Trump Tower 3-5 days a week as “vacation” and when he plays golf at Mar-A-Lago, it somehow won’t count because he owns the place. I mean, where is the Fox News outrage over the guy declaring that he refuses to start work until Jan 23, despite his job starting on…

Exactly. When I do have kids, I plan on doing the same. Thailand, Cambodia and Vietnam are arguably my 3 favorite countries I’ve ever been to and you can do whatever you want on about $50/day per person including accommodation.