My husband and I had a good laugh at her idea that leaving to pick up kids from daycare is in the same realm as leaving to help your friend drink margaritas after a bad date. No one calls CPS on you if you’re late for margaritas.

He wasn’t going to vote for anyone at first, but thankfully he came to his senses!

It’s because

NOTHING WORTH HAVING IS EASY.

I have a kid, and I like how people without kids always say the darndest things.

Not enough people talk about parental resentment of a difficult child, and how letting it build up without release or relief is a damn blueprint for becoming one of those martyr mothers who constantly wail about all they gave up for their ungrateful spawn.

I’m very unapologetic about the fact that I like working and never wanted to stay home with my kids. I found maternity leave isolating and I never did well with trying to get things done around a babies schedule, so I just felt like an unwashed bum (which is nice for a few months).

You can be even faster! I make baggies up of all my ingredients and chuck them in the freezer. Just add liquid of choice to blend.

The fetus that she’s been carrying for the past 25 years, obviously.

Not so fast. Rick Perry used stem cells to alleviate his back pain, all on the down low until it got out during his campaign. So the reality is they don’t have a problem with this at all so long as it directly benefits them. I highly doubt Rick Perry is the only one of the bunch either, either to use stem cells or to…

A recent study found that half of chiropractic patients are **harmed** by “treatment. Half.

You know who you really want.

According to the Economist Intelligence Unit

He just keeps trying to make “Crazy Megan” happen. But it's NOT going to happen.

Yes, it’s a type of snobbishness for me to judge like that anyway. It’s probably why I don’t want to think too much about it. You can only think that way so much before any travel at all becomes absurd. Tourism is a spectator sport really. I mean, backpackers riding chicken buses with the locals- really they’re just…

You think she actually wrote this? You really think she stands for anything besides mindless consumption and base hucksterism?

I agree. In 2008 I thought Hillary would be the better president but Obama was more electable at the time. Now I believe both of Hillary. I think Sanders would be mutilated in a general and would give us 8 years of President GOP. I’m horrified at his campaign and the idea that he might push Hillary out. We don’t need…

My first choice is probably Clinton, but I like Sanders too. I really want it to be over because watching Dems tear each other apart makes me anxious.

I hate to say it, but do you think maybe he was right? Because a LOT of people really want President Cruz or Trump. It’s not a perfect solution, but it’s nice to have a fail-safe in case the population suddenly becomes suicidally stupid.

You do know we don’t live in a democracy, right? It’s called a democratic republic for a reason. Representative voting is essentially what you’re describing.