I’m sure you could organize a rental service for Lefty. Consider it a public or charitable service.

Look at that jawline and natural smize! DAMN.

Hey buddy, why don’t you make like Stuart Scott’s eye and look somewhere else?

You know what they say about Deadspin comments...

How you doin’? Wanna climb inside my time machine?

It really has nothing to do with how well adjusted you are. And the chances of getting attested are pretty trivial.

How so? You always pay for sex, in one form or another. This is just more straightforward.

Criminal liability can only arise from encouraging speech where 1) the speaker intends for the speech to produce imminent unlawful action and 2) the speech is likely to produce that imminent unlawful action.

The stigma with sex work is strong here.

In a disruptive economy, I think airbnj has a nice sound.

There is a surprisingly large amount of pearl clutching going on down here.

I still think “Sex Worker” is a horrible job title. “Orgasm Technician” would be much better.

The writer isn’t saying anything that a google search wouldn’t have you discovering. She isn’t describing bomb making.

A little shocked at how much grief you are getting. Personally, I have no interest in paying for sex, but for those of us that have no idea of how this sort of thing works, it was an interesting read.

To all of you people bitching about this joke being low-hanging fruit: (a) it still works and (b) not every comment is going to be about Marcel Proust or Schrodinger’s cat.

I don't think she is. And why would she be?

It’s the blank far-away stare that puts him over the top.

This is nothing. The New York Mets have been pretending to be a pro-style team for 53 years.

The real irony of Ferrari guy is that the high-status cars in my neck of the woods are Teslas.

I’m with you on the fries, but don’t see a problem with wings. I’ve had wings in China plenty of times. They’re not, you know, Buffalo wings, but they’re still chicken wings. And they’re goddamn delicious.