Give me a pair of glittered, bobbly shamrocks affixed to a headband and I'm one bonny Irish lass.

White people...I love them to death, I'm even married to one, but, bless them.

Sooo many things I love about this story (spoiler: none of them is that some poor dude got bullied):

You certainly don't have time to watch all of this...

Its a possibility you got duped by people lacking artistic integrity.

Dude if that looks belongs to her husband alone I have fucked her husband like, 12 times.

"I don't want to say something that I'm going to regret," offered up CSU's Larry Eustachy.

Graphics guy at ESPN put up the halftime score as the final score. Bet he'll get in trouble for that!

The buried lede in this story is that an NCAA Division 1 conference championship game ended 38-36.

What?

A hockey coach would've performed surgery on himself, gotten back into the celebration, and then thanked the military after the game

uh oh...

When I saw it I had to check just to make sure the B1G hadn't expanded again.

Fun fact: When these two teams played each other in football this season they scored 100 combined points.

involuntarily? psh

That's a brutally quick transition from high to low.

that's a real score?

But their souls are being killed so it counts. The only troll is you, I was just stating my opinion. What does it have to do with whatever my job might be?

Yeah, actually.

I wouldn't call a mid-air where everybody walks away "horrific". Two planes bit the dust while performing some risky flying.